July 4th Holiday Vacation Rafting TripsPosted July 4, 2008 by Malina
Are you rueing your lack of holiday planning? Jealous of those family road trips, weekend getaways and glutinous BBQs you didn’t RSVP to? Be green with envy no longer! Banish thoughts of stealing your friend’s vacation plans or showing up unannounced at someone else’s houseboat! Take this weekend by the horns and plan your own adventure (wait a minute…..isn’t that a kid’s book series? Am I a plagiarist..?)! It’s not too late to come rafting with us. We are waaaaaaay more fun as the houseboat people, tell good jokes, won’t smear crayons on the backseat and ask “are we there yet” fifty million times, and after paddling all day you’ll burn all the calories you ingest from our delicious food. The BBQ over-eaters will gaze longingly at your tan glow and refreshed attitude……whose jealous now, hm?? Call us up! We still have room for last-minute bookers on the Forks of the American River this holiday weekend.