Oh Diesel to the D-A-N. What shall we write about you? The story of how you got your knickname? No no, the story about the circus is so much better. And yet, I lack proof that the events unfolded as you say they do and thus, cannot breathe a word. I must keep my credibility. And so, your mysteries remain safe. For now…….or until they are eclipsed by some new hilarity that you cook up in that wacky and mischivious brain of yours…..